The Miner's Jokes For Kids by The Blokehead

Author:The Blokehead [Green, Scott]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Minecraft, Games
Publisher: Yap Kee Chong
Published: 2015-08-15T00:00:00+00:00

I’M JUST MINECRAFT JOKING

The wacky world of Minecraft is an open experience for players to build, play, and grow. With limitless possibilities and a simple circuit system for developing machines, this game will suck you in for hours. You’ll explore vast caves, struggle to survive in the arctic tundra, and fight a horde of roving monsters. But there is no way to celebrate the kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in this game better than a list of puns!

Jokes:

1. Reasons I stayed with minecraft...I fell in larva.

2. Rome wasn't built in a day...It was built in one hour!

3. Minecraft target is now public.

4. My neighbor is a square!

5. Jeeper creepers are everywhere!

6. Who said the world is round.

7. Christopher Columbus sailed around the world... I sailed around the block.

8. Breaking up is easy to do...Let's give it a try.

9. Why did I get married...to a square?

10. I can be bad all by myself...without your help.

11. Out of sight...Out of mind...Until you find a diamond.

12. Mining pays the bills, but creepers spend it all.

13. Can you see me now? What about now?

14. My cows must read too much… they’re starting to turn into books.

15. Broke my hoe fixing all the farmland that had been danced on. It was a hoe down.

16. The Nether needs to switch to the metric system. I’m tired of seeing all the quartz.

17. Minecraft monsters shouldn’t have a king. It would be nothing more than mob rule.

18. Moses was the first Minecraft player. He was the first one to have read stone.

19. Maybe if I stand still...Nobody will see me.

20. In minecraft...anything goes.

21. Only in minecraft...Can I build a wall and bust through it like a hero.

22. The sky is never the limit in minecraft.

23. Let’s cupid shuffle! To the left square to the left square...To the right square to the right square...To the front square to front square...to the back square to the back square...Now minecraft!

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